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Yeah, you know, I'm just tired of the city, too much traffic, too much networking, I'm thinking of going to live on a boat, perhaps somewhere Zen like Cambridgeshire, get in touch with nature, get away from all the bullshit, ja, you know? I'm sorry Mr. Snake Oil Salesman but all of the houseboats in Cambridgeshire have been re-possessed by Animals on Wheels, who spend their spacetime and money wondering whether they were made by Accident or Design. Check the plot - Stan's Soluble Fish makes Toasted Bot Bop for the Family of Nodding Dogs while the Flush Fit Fanatic does Shoddy Kicks on the Clay Pot. Within these walls lies the mutated brain of Andy Coleman, who has already had a run of boisterous biznizz with those bastards of Bop-Hop, Bovinyl. This is what you get when you shove Squarepushing pegs through jump-a-round holes. You won't find Soluble Ducks on vinyl as it has already been Bovinyled. If Bovinyl was called BoCD you wouldn't find it on CD, as you won't find the tracks called Invert & Click, & Break Some Off Son, which are vinyl only. Confused? Good. On each Animals on Wheels release you'll find a cut-out Roy token. When you have collected enough you can send them to Castlemill, which is the name of the boat in Cambridgeshire where the Animals live. No-one knows what you get for your tokens, or how many is enough. We can't give you all of the answers all of the time. |
