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In the book of funkjazztickle tricknology, it is written that ALL things taste stealthy, as long as your psychedeli-diet is balanced across the board. if Variety is the Spice of life, welcome to a veritable vindaloo, a firing falafel, a tumpin tortilla of tunes with fat funky fillings and whirld-wide flavas ...Dj FOOD serves ya wid a "RECIPE FOR DISASTER". In his contekstual growth from child to adult, DJ FOOD has suffered a hifi-dentity crisis; in earlier years he was branded as a compilation of breaks and grooves, a mere quick-stop take-away on Hip-Hop-high street;but no longer, for da froot has grown from the root of his yoot', and yes, now, the menu has changed. Sole food sustenance and ghetto-pasta, as prepared by meisterchefs PC and tha bruthas Coldcut. Getting down to the 'art of the Platter... Can we offer you some ruffage? 'Spiral" is a deep dish of dancefloor hiphopnotism where blood-red beetz predominate the flava, whilst 'Inosan' caters for those who like their food moody - a perfeck puree of pumping parsnip-hop. 'Scratch Yer Head' and 'Scratch Yer Butt" are simply pasta-pieces of the hip and the hop; forget pitch-control, this is a lesson in itch-control. If it burns, sk-skr--skratch it.Baaaaad. Perchance your inner palate calls for a more funky traditional dish, like the jungle-splashed 'Akaire' or 'Brass Neck', served with a garnish of horny horns and crunchy breaks; perhaps you require a snack before bed-time, in which we recommend the lush milky chords of 'Dark River' or 'The Dusk', a deli-cate creme of moon soup. If break-fast is the order of the day, try a bite of the Latin-flavoured "Half-Step", or 'A Little Samba',that slips down the throat of your ears like buttered B-b'oysters. And just desserts, for tha flava of tha month; taste the exquisite 'Fungle Junk', a ripe, hype slice of jungle funk made with fresh f'roots from the bassssket. Food to make you healthy in body, wealthy in behind, and stealthy in spirit. And if ya can't stand the beatz, git out tha kitchen...... A "Recipe for Disaster" - available in a Stealth-food shop near you soon. |
