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Science Hat Artistic Cube Moral Nosebleed Empire collects obscure singles, demos, outtakes and home recordings spanning the band's seven-year existence. 'Teasers front man Ben Wallers painstakingly pored through nearly twenty hours of material to find the best forty selections for the vinyl, and twenty for the CD, the concept being that each set of ten tracks represents a complete album. All together: "huh?" Wallers insists the double-vinyl set is actually four albums - pressed in an edition of one-thousand in a beautiful color gatefold jacket, by the way - and the compact disc, with twenty tracks extracted from that collection, is actually two albums.

Science Hat Artistic Cube Moral Nosebleed Empire offers the broadest range of the Country Teasers' styles, from the most savagely raw post-punk stomps to experimental electronic blow-outs. This collection is absolute proof that the Country Teasers are one of the most original bands around today.

• Popular group with previous releases on Crypt and Fat Possum
  
• Limited double-vinyl in gatefold jacket with twenty extra tracks available June 10th
  
• Brilliant (and until now) underappreciated band

  30-second RealAudio excerpts:

  Compressor
  Getaway
  Some Hole
  I'm a New Person, Ma'am
  $4.99
  Mollusc in Country
  Happy Feet
  No Limits
  Hat on the Bed
  Secrets in Welsh
  Adam Wakes Up
  Loose Tongues Get into Tight Places
  After One Thing
  Treble Life #2
  The Last Bridge of Spencer Smith
  Can't Sing
  We Had to Tear This Motherfucker Up
  Only Whittlin'
  Postman Pak and His Lazy Black & White Cunts
  Tough Luck on Jock

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  Country Teasers "Science Hat" (In the Red)

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Humpty Dumpty LSD sounds like a lost Buttholes album from somewhere between Locust Abortion Technician and Hairway to Steven. For those who weren't there when the Buttholes, their pit bull, and a bank of strobe lights then, toured the country playing their own brand of acid punk for those who grew up listening to hardcore but wanted something more, Humpty Dumpty LSD is the next best thing.

• 69 minutes of previously unreleased or hard-to-find material, from original master tapes
  
• A sterling-sounding virtual "lost album" from one of the band's most loved periods
  
• More archival material is promised
  
• Lovely watercolor cover art by Gibson Haynes

  30-second RealAudio excerpts:

  Night of the Day (1983 four-track recording)
  One Hundred Million People Dead (1987 home eight-track, longer than the earlier P.E.A.C.E. compilation version)
  I Love You Peggy (1985 studio recording from the Detroit sessions whence came "Sea Ferring" and "Eindhoven Chicken Masque")
  Space I (home recording ca. 1987)
  Perry Intro (Rembrandt Pussyhorse outtake recorded at the BOSS in San Antonio, 1985)
  Day of the Dying Alive (A 1987 home recording of "Jimi" recorded months before the Hairway To Steven version)
  Eindhoven Chicken Masque (Originally released on the God's Favorite Dog comp)
  Just a Boy (Recorded at the BOSS, 1982, from the same session as "I Hate My Job")
  Hetero Skeleton (Rembrandt Pussyhorse outtake from 1985)
  Earthquake (1989 studio recording, originally released in 1990 on Where the Pyramid Meets the Eye: A Tribute to Roky Erickson)
  Ghandi (1992 practice space recording)
  I Hate My Job (1982 studio recording originally released on the Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death comp)
  Space II (home recording ca. 1987)
  Concubine Solo (four-track recording ca. 1983)
  All Day (1987 home recording, originally released on the Buttholes-produced A Texas Trip compilation, with Daniel Johnston on guest vocals)
  DADGAD (1994 practice space recording)
  

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  Butthole Surfers "Humpty Dumpty LSD" (Latino Buggerveil)

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