Ferraro, James / Night Dolls With Hairspray

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“While you’re out tonight listening to records in reverse and getting off slashing tires in the night in your purple mohawk and heels sacraficing your soul to the sound all dolled up in shiny leather as a human cockroach with studs remember to pick up a copy of Night Dolls With Hairpsray for the ultimate halloween night experience set your brain on fire with the out of this world sound from the planet airhead entertainment! The one and only blue haired new wave freakazoid from planet shock tart, the Glaminator himself JIMMY FERRARO of the legendary ‘The Blow Up Dolls of 143rd St.’ comes now with his first solo fully produced juke box hit smasher! Guaranteed to run shivvers up the spines of all the lipstick and studded weirdos and queer night glammer’s with big hairsprayed hairdos out there. This one is for all the blow dryer dreamers somewhere out there singing in the mirror of their shampoo perfumed bathrooms beckoning a mysterious moon lit love. For the leather punkster muffins with green tongues and pockets filled with cheez whiz on the subway, where a world just outside the subway window leads to the back alleys of 143rd st. Where the garbage pail kids from hell in metal bras all dolled up in New York Cities finest 99-cent store eye shadow, blush and glitter sing the soundtrack to the seedy nether worlds of the teenage fantasy machine. Leather High School!! which is Saved By The Bell meets Marquis De Sade in it’s principle or shall we say in it’s male Principal who is a masochistic cross dresser underneath that pretty little socially acceptable mask of his.  Tune into the sound that all the lunatic love puppets are craving, the magical pop radiance that outshines their topiary styled hairdos and made them into hopelessly romantic cheetah spotted glam dolls from the underground. Armed with their glammy sound that is much like the soundtrack spilling out of a 1970’s Time square erotic/b-movie theater, they parade the night streets as TERROR THIRSTY GLAMzoids wishing upon their neon pop shooting stars, terrorizing New York City with their studs, high heels and air guitars, THIS IS THE RECORD THAT MADE THEM DO IT!! So if you wanna sing along in a friday night’s bubble bath or stalk the midnight streets dressed as a baroque pervo in make up pick this one up, for Night Doll’s With Hairspray has it all!”—OESB

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