Excerpted from:
NT Fan, Fear Not, I Dare You

THE CURTAIN CABLE OF OUR IRRADIATION
A Lesson in Our Hermeneutic Science
or
"Abolition of Existential Nausea on the road to recovery from the Black Plague of the Twentieth Century"

Read carefully, Comrades, retards:
A given sound source (musical instrument or loudspeaker) emits sound waves in all directions. It is the chaste and elusive Unicorn, caught by an immaculate virgin; into her lap the succubused animal has laid its head and "blown its horn." The Acoustic Power Output of the source W (J/s) - instruments typically radiate between 0.01 W (clarinet) up to 6.4 W (trombone) - is the whole sound source encircled by a spherical surface (Hurqalya taking into account sound reflections and absorption). As a lawn ornament, this Altec 20801 Unicorn clings to tradition while citizens in transit and high-pass transients emit a heated comment or two (i.e., "Those hideous, fucking vulgar, cocksucker neighbors are NOT our friends, Joan").

Sparkling against the white skull-bone is the splendid male carbuncle stone, or "Philosophers Hammer," which affects the audiometric zero through phazed array optical cancellation at its peak clipping threshold (160 dB, but with matched resonance curves at all points on the cochlear partition). Rivers of LFO-filtered commuter blood course through front yard patios as if they were galaxy-sized electromagnetic filaments. Their fountainhead is the mangled wreckage of forced conjunctions within a one-third-octave or narrower band around 4000Hz at rush hour. In fraction, of course, 0.2. TTS(2) at 4000Hz = 20 dB. Undoubtedly, the Whitening calcination continues, if only at the "fairgrounds," where the White Woman sells kisses to the Horny Racist Red Man. Children eagerly agree to have their ears shredded for a sip of THIS mother's milk! Anthony Keidis jacks off nearby in some bushes.

This is where the Shadow Emanations begin to take on the characteristics of "mass" and "dimension."

Grab the curtain cable of our Irradiation and ascend to the Battlements of the Throne...

- Trey Spruance

Home | Order Bananafish | Midheaven main | Midheaven mailorder | Revolver USA