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Crack Pipes

Beauty School

Emperor Jones
CD $12.00

04/19/2005 697410276820 

EJ 68 CD 

* A remarkable change in sound marks The Crack Pipes’ third release. Beauty Schooll’s thirteen songs follow a course through American music from the gritty Howlin’ Wolf stomper of the opening track to the chamber strings of the reprise finale. Some country teasin’, a little tasty funk and plenty of garage rockin’ good times all await. “East Side Injections” digs deep into ghetto issues and “Reflections in a Bad Light” is the best anti-cocaine song of the decade, but the album’s highpoint is “Q&A” which answers all the questions, one by one, as to why this band is called The Crack Pipes. Believe it! The Crack Pipes have gone to beauty school and now can see the beauty in all things, from the swaying branch of a lonely tree to the wreckage of a man passed out on the street, it’s the blues and the super yeah yeah sound, come on up to the lighthouse for the blind. 

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