1-2-3-4 Go!'s first foray in to the New Jersey badlands. This isn't muscle bound fake tan guido shit. This is the real New Jersey. Pizza eating, beer drinking, chain wielding guido thug rock. Too fuckin' real to be fake! The LP features newly mastered (some actually mastered for the first time) versions of the songs from their sold out singles and comp tracks (on labels like Rob's House, Burger, Bubbledumb, Florida's Dying, Windian etc) plus studio versions of "$7.99 For Love" and "Pepperoni Eyes." As a band, THE PIZZAS don't add up right. Probably due to the fact none of them graduated high school. They bend and meld über familiar elements of bands like The Ramones and The Stooges in ways that most other bands fail miserably at. The shit doesn't make sense. After a few chains across the face you’ll learn to stop questioning it.